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Chelsea Respond to Going 2-0 Down by Scoring Six Times

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Gabriel Kicks Martínez in Head and VAR Finds Nothing Serious

Jose Mourinho Given Garden Sprinkler Before Champions League Reunion With Inter

Declan Rice Trips Morgan Rogers and Watches Him Get Booked

Griezmann Scores After 28 Minutes and Melts in Florida Five Minutes Later

Only in Football

Ovie Ejaria Played in La Liga Last Season and Is Now Job-Hunting on LinkedIn

Non-League Goalkeeper George Kamurasi Chosen to Become King in Uganda

Jose Mourinho Given Garden Sprinkler Before Champions League Reunion With Inter

Luciano Spalletti Compares Nick Woltemade to His Very Sweet Horse

Matchday

Chelsea Respond to Going 2-0 Down by Scoring Six Times

Tottenham Spend Over £300m and Score Zero Goals in Three Games

Real Madrid Have Goal Ruled Out, Miss Penalty and Lose 1-0

New Time-Wasting Rule Makes Chelsea Wait Longer to Complete Substitution

Drama & Controversy

Gabriel Kicks Martínez in Head and VAR Finds Nothing Serious

Konstantinos Karetsas Taken to Hospital After Circulatory Problems Against Villarreal

100,000 People Ask FIFA to Investigate Its Own President

Declan Rice Trips Morgan Rogers and Watches Him Get Booked

Transfers

Everton Finish Transfer Window With 15 Senior Outfield Players

Chelsea Sell or Loan 39 Players and Still Have a 30-Man Squad

Everton Sell Two Forwards Before Their £40m Replacement Walks Away

Real Madrid Make Huge Decision to Honour Trent Alexander-Arnold’s Six-Year Contract

Reactions

Jamie Carragher Uses Barcelona’s Finances to Joke About Bankruptcy Headlines

Lamine Yamal Refuses to Beg Journalists for Ballon d’Or Votes

Mbappé Votes for Himself and Dugarry Finds It Pathetic

Randal Kolo Muani Goes 173 Days Without Scoring and Earns Another Start

Off the Pitch

Haaland Misses His Long Hair 13 Days After Cutting It Off

Dejan Kulusevski Reaches 12 Points Without Playing, Faces Driving Ban

Free Agent Jamie Vardy Secures Bundesliga Rights Before Securing New Club

Erling Haaland Ignores Zlatan’s Warning and Cuts Off the Source of His Strength

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